Unicorn Meat – the NEW White Meat!
Want a Good Laugh?? Read on:
Canned Unicorn Meat (mmmmmm)
This is where it all started…...(see link below)
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/unicorn-meat.shtml
Be certain to SCROLL DOWN because there is a
GREAT RECIPE and you don’t want to miss the diagram:
“Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA,
but the nuns have eaten it for centuries
and they’re healthy as horses”
SO then what happened???? (OF COURSE!!!)…..
Lawyers got involved…….
Yup — Lawyers were representing the
National Pork Board
(I guess they have extra $$$ (pork) laying around
for frivolous lawsuits like this?)
GREAT RECIPE and you don’t want to miss the diagram:
“Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA,
but the nuns have eaten it for centuries
and they’re healthy as horses”
Lawyers got involved…….
Yup — Lawyers were representing the
National Pork Board
(I guess they have extra $$$ (pork) laying around
for frivolous lawsuits like this?)
Yes — Real-Life lawyers Threaten Make-Believe Fairy Creatures
here is the link to READ the Lawyer Letter:
http://www.zug.com/live/85094/RealLife-Lawyers-Threaten-MakeBelieve-Fairy-Cre…
and OF COURSE ThinkGeek (creator of “Unicorn Meat”) crafted a Hilarious response:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/files/thinkgeek-unicornmeatrelease.pdf
Give yourself a minute to read it b/c it is quite comical.
What would helen do? 
OMG!!! Unicorn Meat! I’m not sure which is funnier; the Unicorn meat itself, or the fact they got a legal cease & desist letter from the Pork Board!!